Like A High

      We’re young! We’re supposed to drink too much, we’re supposed to have bad attitudes and shag each others brains out. We are designed to party! This is it! Yeah, so a few of us will overdose, or go mental. But Charles Darwin said, ‘You can’t make an omlette, without breaking a few eggs.’ And that’s what it’s all about, breaking eggs. And by eggs, I do mean, getting twatted on a cocktail of class A’s! If you could just see yourselves. It breaks my heart; you’re wearing cardigans! We had it all. We fucked up, bigger, and better than any generation that came before us! WE WERE SO BEAUTIFUL! We’re screw ups. I’m a screw up. And I plan to be a screw up, until my late twenties, maybe even my early thirties. And I will shag my own mother, before I let her, or anyone else, take that away from me!

      In the ’60s, I took DMT, it was a gaseous wax that you could smoke that gave you a 20-minute psychedelic high. You’d inhale it. And then when you’d exhale—poof, you’d be high. I saw Buddha, man. I know that sounds like no big deal. But I saw a gigantic holographic Buddha — correct in every way! Buddhas can be very intricate — these drawings that you see in books. Thousands of details were included in this Buddha. Where did they come from? I didn’t make them up. I can’t even draw, you know? I could barely spell cat, you know? And there it was. And I thought, Wow — the power of the mind, you know?